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Cuts are my porn, says Osborne

CHANCELLOR George Osborne has revealed that reducing the size of government is a hugely erotic experience.

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Everyone admits to being a creepy bastard

EVERYONE in Britain has finally admitted to having a ghoulish fascination with serial killers, Nazis and disfigurement.

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