THERESA May has been told to look slightly human but not too much.
Following the obvious humiliation of orchestrating one of the biggest fuck ups in human history, Tory advisors have warned the prime minister to look ‘as if there are some emotions going on’ but ‘not too many’.
A Conservative party source said: “Throughout the election Theresa had the emotional depth of a slice of wet ham, but to be honest the ‘bewildered and scared’ look isn’t doing her any favours either.
“According to data, voters don’t support those they pity. Look at Ed Miliband.
“So we’ve tweaked her programming slightly. The dial is now set halfway between ‘Terminator’ and ‘Mary Poppins’.
“She can smile, wave and make tough decisions but she won’t be singing any songs.”