THE general public are slowly beginning to realise that absolute head cases might not be the best people to run everything.
With Trump making the kind of decisions only a man hell-bent on mass destruction would make and Theresa May refusing to rule out large US companies taking over the NHS, people are gradually coming round to the idea of replacing them with rational people.
US voter Bill McKay said: “I voted for Trump because he said he was going to ‘Make America Great Again’.
“In hindsight I maybe should have looked a bit deeper than a meaningless slogan and actually looked at the fact he’s completely off his rocker as then I might have thought twice.
“And if I’d even known who the hell Steve Bannon was I’d have made sure to vote for some actual humans.”
Stoke on Trent resident Julian Cook added: “I’ve been thinking about voting for UKIP’s Paul Nuttall.
“Although I’m putting this down to the fact I was recently kicked in the head by a donkey at a seaside resort.”