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Farage and Geldof in naval battle just as prophecy foretold

NIGEL Farage has faced Bob Geldof in a pitched battle on the Thames, just like the fortune-teller said.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Gemini is often grouped with Scorpio, Leo and ironically Virgo because you are all signs with stripper names.

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