NIGEL Farage labelled the Queen Mother an ‘overweight, chain smoking gin drinker’ without realising that describes most of Britain and 95 percent of his own party.
Chain smoking Brexit voter, Martin Bishop said: “Yeah, we’re best rid of that old chain smoking…sorry, give us a second whilst I cough this up…”
Fellow Brexit voter Emma Bradford said: “Yeah, she was bloody well overweight. Sorry I have to sit down, the previous sentence was quite a lot of exercise.”
Brexit Party member and ferocious gin addict, Donna Sheridan added: “Who the f*ck said the what now?”