Forget independence and settle down to eternity of rule by English twats, May tells SNP
THE Scottish Nationalists must forget independence and accept permanent rule by English twats they did not vote for, Theresa May has said.
The prime minister told the BBC that the SNP must abandon a second referendum and admit that Scotland’s future belongs to Tories who see it as a big grouse moor where the Queen occasionally holidays.
She continued: “The Scottish Nationalists keep harking on about independence, as if it would magically solve the issue of their country being subject to the whims of whoever the Home Counties vote for.
“They should deal with the real problems, like upcoming cuts to police, education, and council budgets which will be especially large in constituencies that have never swung Conservative.
“I don’t want to criticise the SNP. Indeed, it’s thanks to their rise that the UK enjoys unfettered Tory government which I’m confident will never end.
“But I think they’ll find that, contrary to that blue-faced man’s famous speech, we can take their freedom. And the other thing.”