Hulk metaphor lapped up by Brexit voters who are definitely not stupid

BORIS Johnson’s hulk metaphor has been welcomed by Brexit supporters who are not stupid and knew exactly what they were voting for.

In a Sunday newspaper interview, the prime minster compared Britain leaving the EU to the Incredible Hulk – a raging, destructive, irrational beast – breaking free from some chains.

He was immediately ridiculed by nine-year-olds.

But Brexit voter Roy Hobbs, 62, from Stoke, said: “Hulk? I love it. I think that might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard. We will break free. Like the wonderful Hulk.

“I am going to repeat it all day, every day for weeks. And when we do leave the EU I shall paint myself green and run the down the street waving my arms and screaming as loudly as possible.

“And yet, the London media liberal elite think we’re all idiots.”

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Cameron book stuns with revelation that Johnson and Gove are twats

DAVID Cameron’s memoir has left the nation reeling with the revelation that Boris Johnson and Michael Gove are a pair of twats.

Britons fear their minds may explode while reading Cameron’s book For the Record because of its shocking claims about their most beloved political heroes.

After reading an excerpt in the Times, teacher Mary Fisher said: “Michael Gove has always been a hero of mine, as well as representing the ultimate sexual prize. However Cameron’s book portrays him as a duplicitous little freak.

“Apparently Johnson’s a twat too. That’s more mental than all the Matrix films combined.

“This literary dynamite should have a sticker on it saying ‘Warning: Contains truth bombs’.”

Meanwhile, charity shops have already warned that they cannot accept copies of the book.

An Oxfam spokesman said: “I predict a few hundred of these might turn up on a lorry. The answer is no.”