JEREMY Hunt has confirmed plans to replace foreign doctors with the internet.
The health secretary said that any foreign doctors will not be missed post-Brexit as everyone has broadband these days and people’s health is not actually that big an issue anyway.
Hunt added: “Who the fuck needs doctors anyway?
“We can hire old British actors who never quite made it and are desperately looking for work to play experts on some YouTube clips called things like Ow My Chest Hurts and Tell Me Why My Hand Tingles.
“I wondered what Tregard from Knightmare is up to these days? He’d be perfect.”
“It’ll work for you. Meanwhile I’ll be flying to France to get looked at by a proper doctor.”