Wednesday, 12th August 2020

I never said I'd get Brexit done, says Johnson

BORIS Johnson has insisted this morning that at no point did he say he would get Brexit done.

Johnson, looking like he had taken part in a 24-hour pie eating contest, stressed that anyone who claims he would get Brexit done was ‘merely spreadulating faux news items’.

Johnson said: “I’ve never said I’d get Brexit done. Show me the proof. And I also didn’t refuse to look at that picture of the boy in hospital the other day and then pocket the journalist’s phone.

“All lies.”

He added: “Did you see that guy get punched at the hospital the other day though?

“The grim reality of politics, really.”