LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn has told Boris Johnson that if he strikes him down, then it is he who will truly have lost.
The wise elder, who spent decades in the wilderness, told the prime minister that he may seem old and his powers weak, but that he cannot win this battle.
He added: “My body may fall, but my beliefs will become stronger than ever. A new flame of socialism will be kindled throughout the galaxy.
“By inviting this fight you have done nothing but hasten your own end.”
But cabinet minister Michael Gove told Johnson: “No, I’ve seen this one. Do it.
“He just turns into a blue ghost. They’re not even scary in Pac-Man.”