I’m not even dipping a toe in that f**king mess, says Queen
THE Queen has responded to Brexiter calls to dissolve parliament by clarifying she is going nowhere near that shitstorm.
The monarch, who technically has the right to overrule parliament’s decision and appoint a new government, has confirmed that she does not intend to do so within the next million years.
She continued: “I’ve kept schtum for 67 years, and now’s the moment you want me to step in? Uh-uh. No bloody way.
“You choose the government. I appoint a government. The government does the job. I don’t see any clauses demanding I fix everyone else’s cock-ups.
“I didn’t make a fuss when my whole empire, which I quite liked by the way, was frittered away. I didn’t start throwing the toys about when we became lapdogs for America. I kept quiet when you sold my yacht.
“So I’m going to sit on my throne and watch with interest as you try and dig yourselves out of this hole. Three words: Not. My. Problem. End of.”
She added: “Do you want Charles in charge? Yeah. Exactly.”