THE prime minister’s wife responded to his gift of a used Nissan Micra by going mental at him, it has emerged.
After hinting to his wife that he was going to get her a special present, David Cameron spent £1,500 on the used hatchback from a local garage.
Samantha Cameron said: “I don’t even know what that is, it looks like a handbag on fucking wheels. I’m not fucking driving that.”
After a short pause, the prime minister replied: “It’s a Nissan Micra 1.2. It goes very well, I think it’s kind of funky.
“You said you wanted a little runaround, take the kids from A to B type thing. Nothing flashy, you told me.”
His wife began crying. She said: “Yeah but I thought you’d at least get me a 2012 Land Rover Discovery with the heated seats.
“I bet even Corbyn’s wife, assuming he’s got one, has a Discovery or a Jeep Cherokee.
“You get to drive around in a Jag with rocket launchers and I get a shittan shitbox. I’m a woman of breeding and status, David, you’ve seen how tall and intimidating my family is.
“I should have married George Osborne, his bloodline is good and he doesn’t go round buying shit off Gumtree.”