Increasingly forlorn Green Party poster still in window

A SAD-LOOKING poster asking people to vote Green is still up in the window of a house.

The poignant promotional material is now starting to curl up at the edges, prompting speculation about whether it should be removed.

Neighbour Tom Booker said: “Maybe it’s a deliberate statement that the dream isn’t dead – although it clearly is – or maybe they’re just lazy.

“Probably the latter, judging by the poor decorative repair of the house and the broken toaster dumped by the front door.

“Maybe they could replace it with another, less obviously redundant poster. Perhaps of some frolicking lions or equivalent jungle animal. I presume they like wildlife.

“Anyway they should do something because it’s getting everyone down a bit.”

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Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
Getting fake calendars printed up and filming a mock BBC news article will convince your boss there is such a thing as Come To Work Shitfaced Day.

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
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Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
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