REVIEWERS of David Cameron’s new memoir For The Record have confirmed that its index has no entry for the word ‘pig’.
Critics at broadsheets flicked excitedly to the back of the book to read about the former Tory PM’s career highlight, but found nothing between piffle ‘see Johnson, Boris’ and pilfer ‘see policies of Miliband, Ed’.
Denys Finch Hatton of The Times said: “Is he planning a second volume? Because there’s no meat to this one.
“Everyone knows David Cameron as the PM that f**ked the pig. Worldwide that’s what he’s famous for. Leaving it out seems self-defeating.
“There’s also nothing for ‘pub, left eight-year-old at in 2012’ or ‘pissing off, moment job looked like it might be difficult’.”