LABOUR’S elusive leader Jeremy Corbyn has been located playing Laser Quest in Swindon.
The seldom-seen Corbyn was spotted shouting at an eight-year-old child who had deactivated his laser pack in the airlock.
A Labour insider said: “The obvious thing for Jeremy to do would be to make a bold, decisive statement so the public know where Labour stands on the carnage that is Brexit, but you know Jezza, he’s a bit of a maverick.
“It’s a little known fact that Jeremy loves Laser Quest, but he’s very passionate about it. He certainly can’t be accused of sitting on the fence when it comes to nuking newbies in the Battle Zone.
“He’ll be back in work sometime in January, we think, although I know he also wants to check out Wookey Hole and has a voucher for Chessington World of Adventures.”
Eight-year-old Laser Quest fan Wayne Hayes said: “I thought the man with the white beard was Father Christmas.
“But Father Christmas wouldn’t have used words like that.”