BORIS Johnson’s lovers have confirmed that Jennifer Arcuri cannot have received ‘favourable treatment’ because he does not know what it means.
One woman who slept with the prime minister said: “Johnson is the type of man who thinks he’s treating you ‘favourably’ if he calls you a ‘fine fillie’ or offers to sign your breasts.
“Which is a proposition he’ll offer to every fair-haired female Tory under the age of 35, with no favouritism at all.”
Another source added: “The next morning he offered to take me to brunch with Michael Gove and Sarah Vine. No-one would call that favourable treatment.
“I do have some sympathy for the man. He spreads himself so thinly he has trouble remembering how many children he has.”