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Johnson gets Downing Street podium out to announce he has a puppy

THE prime minister has made a statement to the nation that he has a lovely new puppy that he enjoys petting. 

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Which Amazon do you rely on more? The one that gives oxygen or the one that delivers crap you don't need?

AMAZON. Which one could you live without, the one that gives oxygen or the one that delivers shite to your house that you bought online whilst drunk? Let’s take a look…

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