BRITAIN’S prime minister and America’s president have cemented the special relationship between their countries with an evening of wife-swapping.
The Bidens and the Johnsons walked down a Cornish beach together before enjoying a meal at a gastropub then retiring to the presidential suite for traditional swinging sex.
A White House insider said: “The custom began in 1961, when President Kennedy visited England fully expecting to shag the Queen.
“When she demurred Harold Macmillan offered up his wife Lady Dorothy instead, and a delighted JFK happily reciprocated by lending him Jackie. By all accounts it was a marvellous night.
“It’s continued ever since – Wilson and Nixon, Thatcher and Reagan, Blair and Bush. Last night was no exception. Boris loves a bit of strange and Carrie climaxed for the first time since 2019. So a resounding success.”
President Biden said: “Our relationship reached new heights of specialness and intimacy last night, when I high-fived Boris as we hit the final strokes together.
“But I’m not going to go easy on Ireland because still, in my heart, I knew he’d rather be doing this with the Trumps.”