UNION leader Len McCluskey is really George De Montford, the 12th Marquis of Shaftesbury, it has emerged.
The Unite general secretary was forced to admit his true identity after it became completely obvious he wants the Conservative Party to be in power forever.
Removing his jowly, prosthetic face, the Marquis said: “I’ve enjoyed being Len, it was absolutely spiffing, but I did get rather sweaty under all this latex.
“Because I have the bearing of an aristocrat it was necessary to make me look as if I had been raised in a working class environment where people lift dirty things with their hands.
“Anyway, damage done. From on you will never know whether Britain’s unions are led by genuine socialists, or me and some of my friends from school.”
The Marquis revealed he studied the methods of previous hard-line union leaders while receiving Liverpudlian accent training from former world snooker champion John Parrott.
He added: “John Parrott works for MI5 and could kill you with his nose.”
