ED Miliband is a bad, nasty man so you no vote for him.
Clever men prove Miliband make bad prime minister and do horrid thing to lovely Britain.
Professor Cleverman, from Best University Ever, say: “If you no vote Tory then Labour make everyone cry with tax and muslims.
“If you no vote Tory, evil Russia man blow up your telly.
“If you no vote Tory, tiny Scottish people raid your fridge and eat your cheesy things.”
Brian, a person like you, say: “I hear clever man so me clever too. Miliband man do bad nasty. Me vote Tory.”
Professor Cleverman say: “Well done Brian. Have a cheesy thing.”
