THE brain of Labour leader Ed Miliband is to be transplanted into the body of male model David Gandy.Confident around bacon
Party officials believe Milibands underwhelming physical presence has been the cause of his flagging popularity.
A Labour source said: Ed has the right mind but his appearance is that of a teenage wallflower at a school disco, clutching a plastic cup full of Tango while everyone else snogs each other.
With a hot alpha male appearance and easygoing body language he could win the next election and boost party coffers by doing lucrative underwear campaigns.
Top male model Gandy volunteered for the body swap because he is tired of being hassled by really attractive women and just wants to spends his days in DVD and game exchange shops, quietly browsing the Buffy box sets.
Ed Miliband said: Politics should not be a superficial popularity contest, but on the other hand Im looking forward to eating food and talking to girls without fear of ridicule.
All this stuff about me being a nerd is incredibly childish. Still, they wont be laughing if I get a body like Steve Rogers.
Thats Captain America.