‘Nanny!’ screams Rees-Mogg

JACOB Rees-Mogg has screamed for his nanny after soiling himself in the House of Commons.

The nanny rushed to help the 49-year-old MP, scooping him up and carrying him to his office.

Nanny said: “Come now, Master Jacob, let’s pop you onto the table and get this all cleaned up. Oh dear, pees and poos.

“We’ll get you into your nightshirt and I’ll read you a lovely story about hedge funds.”

The nanny was then distracted by a sad, chubby, blond-haired boy, tugging at her apron before pointing at his sodden trousers.