BRITAIN is today remembering all the cool things that have happened under Tory rule since 2010.
Every voter is running a highlight reel of the amazing events through their heads, from tuition fees to the dementia tax.
Nathan Muir of Croydon said: “Remember first thing they did when they came in? Put VAT up. Classic Tories.
“And then there were the riots, that was a blast from the past. Very retro, like the social unrest equivalent of eating a Wagon Wheel.”
Helen Archer of Bromsgrove agreed: “The cuts have been good. NHS, Army, schools, councils. Probably the police cuts are my favourites though.
“Then there’s Brexit and the slick, professional way they handled that.
“They should call these the Diamond Years or something because of how blissfully untroubled they’ve been.
“Hopefully there’s a nostalgic clips programme on Channel 4 tonight called something like ‘Top Ten Tory Moments’, with Stuart Maconie and some bloggers.“