NOBODY can be arsed with Brexit except an angry upper class couple with multiple dogs, it has emerged.
After an EU court confirmed that Brexit could be cancelled and everyone else agreed that seemed like quite a good idea, a wealthy middle-aged couple from the Cotswolds said that they were absolutely fucking furious.
51-year-old Denys Finch-Hatton, who drives a Subaru full of dog hair, said: “We’ve said we’re going to do it and we’re sodding well going to do it. It’s ridiculous.
“I read an article in the Telegraph and we’ve got two Labradors. So that’s that. It has to happen.”
He added: “They’re out to get us.”
Fiinch-Hatton’s wife Julian said: “It’s all a disgrace. I use the same post office as Samantha Cameron and I’m going to give her a bloody good piece of my mind. Bloody bastards. They’re all bastards.”
She added: “We’ve got two Labradors. They’re smashing. We’re getting a painting of them done.”