GEORGE Osborne has said some things but you are more interested in what it would feel like to belt him, it has emerged.
The chancellor has unveiled a raft of taxes on things, various cuts to other things and some spending on something or other, none of which seemed as relevant as his evil little face.
31-year-old carpet fitter Martin Bishop said: “I think he said something about fags, but I’m not sure because I was imagining him stumbling into me in the pub and then making a sarcastic comment about my hat so that I have a legitimate reason to hit him in the face.
“And then I hit him in the face.”
Broadband installer Julian Cook agreed: “I would never clout anyone without provocation but with Osborne I would only need a very small amount of provocation.
“Did he just mention something about pensions? Sorry, I was trying my best to concentrate.”
He added: “Look at his fucking hair.”