Piss off you old ratbag it’s my go, says Boris
BORIS Johnson has decided he may as well just tell the prime minister to piss off.
After calling Theresa May’s customs union plans “crazy”, Johnson is now being less subtle about undermining her so he can fulfill his ambition of being an equally shit PM.
The foreign secretary said: “I’m not pretending to care about Brexit anymore because I don’t give a toss about it. I just want the useless old slag gone for the sake of my career.
“Theresa needs to pack her ridiculous shoes and sci-fi outfits and move out of Downing Street pronto. My considered message to the prime minister is this – fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
“I’m the next Churchill. I need to be PM so I can go down in the history books. Hopefully there’ll be another Hitler and a massive war.”
Johnson’s comments caused ructions in the party, with his supporters praising his honesty, while MPs loyal to May argued she was “shit but not 100 per cent shit”.
Tory MP Norman Steele said: “Boris was wrong to tell the prime minister to piss off. He should have stabbed her in the back while she was on holiday or in hospital.”