THERESA May has warned all citizens that late registration will not be tolerated.
As the walls of 10 Downing Street were painted black ahead of her arrival on Wednesday, the new prime minister stressed that her records would be up to date or there would be consequences.
May said: “It begins.”
The National Database of Good Citizens is expected to be the world’s largest data capture exercise, as the entire country ensures that every detail about their life, including their innermost hopes and fears, is logged by the government.
Citizen Registration Centres have been set up in police stations, libraries and newly-built concrete huts with a single steel door and no windows across the country to ensure maximum compliance.
People will also be able to automatically register their whereabouts via Twitter, Facebook and May’s most recent invention, Pokemon Go.
May said: “I promise you a better Britain and if it isn’t, I shall know precisely which of you are to blame.”