A SECOND Brexit referendum could leave Britain hopelessly divided in bitter, entrenched opposition, warn idiots who have noticed nothing since 2016.
The arseholes, who have apparently spent the last two-and-a-half years in a sensory deprivation tank, believe a second referendum could cause Brexiters to threaten riots and Remainers to lose faith in democracy altogether.
Nathan Muir of Warwick said: “Do we want to see a country where whole families are rent apart in violent opposition about Europe? Because there’s a real danger that could happen.
“And politically, we could find our two-party system hijacked by radical extremists on both the left and the right, with tradition and consensus trampled underfoot and Parliament paralysed. Is that what we need right now?
“There’s even a risk of the United Kingdom itself splitting up. Imagine a situation where Scotland and, say, Northern Ireland vote Remain but England votes Leave. What would happen?
“No, our duty to each other is to accept the entirely uncontentious result of the 2016 referendum as a united country, with mutual respect, understanding and good faith. As we have.”
Friend Carolyn Ryan said: “Yeah, Nathan thinks we don’t know he’s Brexit.”