THE Labour Party has agreed to vote on Syria next week and then ‘knock it on the head’.
MPs, trade unions and ordinary members agreed the party was ‘essentially fucked’ and it was time to stop all this nonsense.
A spokesman at Labour’s HQ said: “We’ve started packing up our desks. The atmosphere’s actually quite jolly. There’s a sense of relief.
“As soon as the votes have been cast in the House of Commons we’ll take down the sign on the outside of the building, sing the Red Flag one last time and then redirect the website to sportfluff.com.
“And that will be that.”
In place of Labour a range of new parties will be formed next year, with the two biggest being The Nice Middle Class People and Angry About Everything All The Time.