THE presidents of Nigeria and Afghanistan have been overheard discussing how the British government is ‘fantastically corrupt’.
During a conversation at a Buckingham Palace drinks reception Muhammadu Buhari, the president of Nigeria, said: “He likes to have sex with dead animals and his father had a tax haven in Panama.
“Just imagine the shit he’ll let us get away with if we play ball.”
Ashraf Ghani, the president of Afghanistan said: “I’ve heard this Queen collects diamonds and gold whilst the people of the country are people using food banks.
“She sits on a throne with a crown on her head and has the balls to tell poor people to tighten their belts!
“They even found a way of taxing people for having empty space in their houses.
“So, we’d best be careful dealing with these lot. They sound like right slippery bastards.”