UK would still vote for Brexit on basis that nothing happens

BRITONS would still vote for Brexit on the basis that nothing has yet happened or is likely to happen, they have confirmed. 

Everyone agreed that since voting Brexit made little or no difference to the economy or relations with Europe, they might as well since it made them feel good.

Butcher Tom Logan said: “Brexit? What Brexit?

“We can still move anywhere in the EU without restriction, the economy’s still growing, and it looks like we’ll still be paying in exactly the same amount indefinitely.

“Indeed it seems unlikely that Brexit will ever happen, so voting Brexit actually makes no difference to anything at all.

“In that respect it’s very much like voting Conservative, or Labour.”