THE people of St Ives are unfazed as yet another twat from London has visited their sleepy coastal town, they have revealed.
The presence of one more twat from London strutting around St Ives like he owns the place has gone unnoticed by locals who are used to this sort of thing happening during the warmer months.
St Ives resident Wayne Hayes said: “Apparently this guy’s meant to be a big deal up country, although Londoners all tend to blend into one annoying, inconsiderate blur after a while.
“If he’s anything like all the other emmets he’ll joke about how backwards we are, eat a pasty with a knife and fork, then round off his trip by buying up all the affordable housing. It’s the standard deal for his sort.”
Local woman Donna Sheridan said: “It’s annoying that he flew a plane down here from London to attend a climate conference. Although I’m more pissed off about those endless Rick Stein programmes about fish on the BBC, to be honest.
“It’s almost as if Johnson considers Kernow to be a backwater that he’ll only exploit when it’s convenient, whether that’s for a G7 meeting or to win a referendum.”
