A 21-YEAR-OLD student has refused to make any tiresome excuses for not voting.
Mary Fisher, from Hull, decided against trotting out any sanctimonious bullshit about how none of the main parties really speaks to her as an individual, or claiming to be an anarchist.
She said: “I would maybe vote for whoever would give me a Top Shop voucher, but as that isn’t happening I simply won’t bother because I don’t care.
“Make of that what you will, but at least I didn’t go into a lengthy monologue about my dreadful lack of prospects, alternative forms of democracy or some half-baked drivel about Trident.
“I am not going to vote and it is my fault because I am going to be in bed eating some toast.
“You may find that annoying but it is less annoying than being young, sad and smug all at the same time.”
She added: “Anyway I think I’ve lost my polling card.”