LET’S face it, Brexiters often seemed confused about what they were voting for. Here are some questions puzzling them about post-Brexit Britain.
Why are there still Muslims?
The answer is quite simple: they’re British and have been here for ages. This week’s row about Boris Johnson’s anti-Muslim comments must still have been baffling to the thick and racist element of Leave voters.
How are we still in the Euros and Eurovision?
Confusing, isn’t it? We’re not in Europe anymore and yet we get to compete in their football and song contests. It’s really not, if you actually look at a map, and it would have saved a lot of trouble if you had done so before voting Leave. Then you could see how close Europe is and Australia isn’t.
Why are there still so many foreigners working here?
How are they allowed to work in our hospitals, restaurants and shops, and drive on our roads delivering parcels? Probably because they’re actually willing to do it. That’s quite important to a potential employer.
When do we get the British Empire back?
We showed our military might by scaring those cowardly French fishermen off Jersey, or however the Daily Express reported it, so when can we do the world a massive favour and start rebuilding the Empire? It might be worth reading a history book to fathom this one.
Why isn’t Nigel Farage in charge by now?
Wouldn’t it be great if Nigel was sticking it to the rest of the world by telling them what a bunch of losers they are, lucky to be sharing the same planet as the Brits? No, it would be an absolute nightmare, but the way things are going it will probably happen in the next few years, along with all-out war with Scotland.