YES, the Farage Jewels are for tax purposes divested from the rest of the Farage body. Yes, they are registered offshore. Yes, ownership is opaque. Here’s why that’s fine.
You see, my meat-and-two-veg – and I don’t care if calling them that offends the trans lobby – are a national asset. But, employed as they have largely been in servicing my Irish and German wives and my French partner, they have acquired an international hue.
Therefore I have to say they balk when subject to British taxation, which is absurdly high on proven wealth creators such as my old man downstairs. When that tax then goes to MoD diversity consultants, there’s a very real danger of dysfunction.
That’s why I made the decision to relocate my pud for tax reasons. Please note I did not choose Monaco but the British Virgin Islands, because British virgins are at the heart of everything I do.
The simplest way was to set my Mr Perkins up as his own corporation, wherein he receives benefits in kind from my financial activities but bears no liability. And filling in the paperwork alongside me? Many self-employed white van owners doing the same.
Now my Peter-and-Pauls are a corporation, they obviously pay a lower rate of tax and can be the beneficiary of interest-free loans from my other accounts, which is nice for them and makes them feel important.
So if my red, white and blue-veined flagstaff should choose to return that money to my partner in order to buy a house in Clacton which is my primary residence? Nothing more than honest gratitude and, I may say, a towering tribute to the strength of our relationship.
So that’s how I’ve financially arranged the fruitbowl. Nothing untoward about it and the desperate smears of the woke media only show how afraid they are. Direct genuine inquiries to My Bellend, Seascape House, Road Town, Tortula, VG11087.
