NAIVE dickheads are speculating whether Boris Johnson, who won an 80-seat majority on lies and illegal shit, can survive a few corrupt mates.
Both inside Westminster and out, anyone who has failed to pay attention to the post-2016 post-truth era is acting like any of this shit matters even in the slightest.
Political analyst Helen Archer said: “Some blinkered twat seriously just said ‘If Boris is losing the support of his own MPs, his days are numbered.’
“Yeah, like when a load of his own MPs voted against him in 2019 and he had them all fired? Including his own brother? Really f**ked him at the ballot box, didn’t it?
“The pattern is simple: if one of his mates gets accused of something, he’ll pretend they didn’t do it. If that becomes too much trouble he’ll U-turn entirely and kick them out. Because he doesn’t give a shit.
“Nor does the public, it seems. Proroguing parliament, missing Brexit deadlines, affairs and abandoned wives and lying to the House? None of that matters anymore.
“So of course he can survive. He can survive anything. He’s the cockroach of politics. You’ll save yourself a lot of stress if you stop pretending otherwise.”