Channel 4's 40-year odyssey of filth, violence and deviant sex is over. We will never recover

We are a nation of depraved, deviant pigs, wallowing in our own filth, begging for one more episode of Eurotrash.

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We are a nation of depraved, deviant pigs, wallowing in our own filth, begging for one more episode of Eurotrash.

Let's move to a dying port city Philip Larkin really hated! This week: Hull

WHEN you arrive you’re sure to receive a warm welcome, or the threat of brutal violence – the local accent is so thick it’s impossible to tell. Still, it helps justify the local souvenir t-shirt, ‘It’s Never Dull in Hull’. Although that is a lie.

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WHEN you arrive you’re sure to receive a warm welcome, or the threat of brutal violence – the local accent is so thick it’s impossible to tell. Still, it helps justify the local souvenir t-shirt, ‘It’s Never Dull in Hull’. Although that is a lie.

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