How To Dress Like A… sunburnt English dickhead who cannot handle heat

18th July 2022

WHEN Britain’s hot Britons aren’t, because the inhabitants of this island have zero clue what styles to stretch over sunburn. Spray these on.

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WHEN Britain’s hot Britons aren’t, because the inhabitants of this island have zero clue what styles to stretch over sunburn. Spray these on.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

17th July 2022

Town names that have ‘cum’ in the middle are home to aristocratic sex rings. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

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Town names that have ‘cum’ in the middle are home to aristocratic sex rings. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

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