Let's move to where everyone thinks they film Hollyoaks! This week: Chester

Sadly Chester is perilously close to Wales, making the xenophobic English residents seethe with bitter fury.

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Sadly Chester is perilously close to Wales, making the xenophobic English residents seethe with bitter fury.

Mash Blind Date: 'I thought oysters would be an aphrodisiac, until she almost shit herself'

She got quite red in the face and broke out into a visible sweat, which I assumed was the oysters working their magic. It turned out they were, but not as I’d intended.

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She got quite red in the face and broke out into a visible sweat, which I assumed was the oysters working their magic. It turned out they were, but not as I’d intended.

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