Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

A friend comes to you with a proposition – smell their finger? Don’t rush in, and consider your options.

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A friend comes to you with a proposition – smell their finger? Don’t rush in, and consider your options.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Liam twatting Gallagher

Shit my cassock, how thick, lumpen and out of ideas about how to exist would you have to be to want to buy an album by that poxy, rat-faced fuckwit Liam Gallagher?

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Shit my cassock, how thick, lumpen and out of ideas about how to exist would you have to be to want to buy an album by that poxy, rat-faced fuckwit Liam Gallagher?

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