The Archbishop of Canterbury on… spaghetti-haired fucker Michael Fabricant

You just reached deep up your arsehole and pulled out this shit about teachers and nurses. Your brain, that barely-functioning organ nesting somewhere in that fucking mess of spaghetti, didn’t get a fucking look-in, did it? 

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You just reached deep up your arsehole and pulled out this shit about teachers and nurses. Your brain, that barely-functioning organ nesting somewhere in that fucking mess of spaghetti, didn’t get a fucking look-in, did it? 

Why not fine my baby too, you pig bastards? Why not criminalise my poor, poor baby?

The protesters are right: all coppers are bastards. And now, because the Met Police is institutionally misogynist, I’m a criminal.

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The protesters are right: all coppers are bastards. And now, because the Met Police is institutionally misogynist, I’m a criminal.

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