Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Put an NFT of some cheese on a mousetrap and guarantee getting the worst of those little bastards. 

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Put an NFT of some cheese on a mousetrap and guarantee getting the worst of those little bastards. 

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… spaghetti-haired fucker Michael Fabricant

You just reached deep up your arsehole and pulled out this shit about teachers and nurses. Your brain, that barely-functioning organ nesting somewhere in that fucking mess of spaghetti, didn’t get a fucking look-in, did it? 

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You just reached deep up your arsehole and pulled out this shit about teachers and nurses. Your brain, that barely-functioning organ nesting somewhere in that fucking mess of spaghetti, didn’t get a fucking look-in, did it? 

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