Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Remember Paul the psychic octopus? He was executed after predicting the time of Terry Wogan’s death to the minute.

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Remember Paul the psychic octopus? He was executed after predicting the time of Terry Wogan’s death to the minute.

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WAKING fully robed in my bathtub, my cassock covered in faeces, urine and blood, I realise that yesterday’s sherry reception for the Little Sisters of the Poor got a little out of hand.

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WAKING fully robed in my bathtub, my cassock covered in faeces, urine and blood, I realise that yesterday’s sherry reception for the Little Sisters of the Poor got a little out of hand.

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