Six traumatic memories from taking your child to his first football match

18th August 2025

YOUR son’s first football match should be a wonderful bonding experience you’ll treasure forever, but instead all this shit happens:

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Six plausible fictitious conquests for your sexual history

16th August 2025

TEMPTED to make your shagging record sound a bit more impressive? Here are some entirely made-up conquests you can probably get away with.

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