Arsenal fan respectfully asks Wenger to f**k off

AN ARSENAL fan who will never forget what Arsene Wenger achieved for the club has asked him to please fuck off, sir.

Wayne Hayes told the manager that the 2002 Double was the greatest moment of his life, that there should be an Invincibles statue outside the Emirates, and that he must leave the club immediately and never come back.

He continued: “Arsene, you’re a hero to me, and it is with the utmost reverence that I ask you to get the fuck out of my club.

“You made Arsenal the success I’d always dreamed they could be including our first Champions League final in 2006, 11 years ago, since which you have achieved bugger all.

“It would be a fitting send-off for you to stay until you won one final FA Cup, but we can’t afford that. There’ll be nothing left.

“I salute you sir, you are forever an Arsenal legend. You useless, useless wanker.”