Bloody cyclist going too fast again

A BLOODY cyclist has been going too bloody fast, it has been confirmed.

The Welsh bike freak, who probably thinks he’s sodding Bradley Wiggins, was watched by millions of law-abiding motorists as he reached ridiculous speeds on narrow French roads where there could have been kids or something.

Taxi driver and considerate road user Wayne Hayes said: “All these people think about is bloody bikes. They’ve got no common sense.

“I was shouting at the telly, ‘too fast! too fast!’. And then they only went and gave him a sodding trophy, didn’t they?

“Couldn’t believe my eyes. The daft bastards.”

Hayes added: “I suppose you realise they’re all gay.”