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Dalglish to rejoin Liverpool forward line

KENNY Dalglish has signed for Liverpool, boosting both morale and their ineffective strike force.

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Bez lands 50 Shades of Grey lead

MARACANIST Bez has won the role of Christian Grey in the forthcoming 50 Shades of Grey film.

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