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India demand bigger bats

ENGLAND has questioned the ICC’s decision to give them small plastic children’s bats for the second test on Friday.

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Apple tells ugly people to stick with PCs

BOUTIQUE computer giant Apple will no longer be selling its machines to the ugly, it has been confirmed.

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