SOME children in a park have offered to take Sergio Ramos, if Real Madrid agrees to take a chunky boy in wellies and Dean’s little brother who’s got asthma.
The Spanish defender is eager to leave the Bernebeu, and the kids said they were prepared to offer a temporary loan deal that would see the 29-year-old returning to Madrid after tea.
Nine-year-old Stephen Malley said: “Ramos is a top class centre-back who we believe could also play in the important ‘rush goalie’ position, if he brings his own gloves.
“He is also quite big, which means the older lads from off the estate will be less likely to kick our ball in the canal if he is here.”
Real Madrid manager Rapha Benitez said, “The fat boy’s wellies come off whenever he kicks anything and Dean’s little brother cries if you tackle him.
“If they want Sergio Ramos they are going to have to throw in numerous packets of Tangfastics.”