LEICESTER fan Steve one more win Malley is just attempting one more win to get through an ordinary one more win weekend with the family.
The weekend, which will include please God a trip to a National Trust property, just one win a film on Saturday night and don’t let me down perhaps a bit of football on the telly on Sunday, will be uneventful in every aaaaaaaaaaargh way.
Steve said: “We’ve got nothing really planned for this weekend except the possible fulfilment of a dream I’ve nurtured for four decades, ever since I was a small boy, so it’s going to be a relaxed one.
“I’ll probably go through the motions of being an outwardly normal human being while inside being a seething mass of torment laser-focused on 90 minutes on Sunday afternoon.
“Things will pass in front of my eyes and words will leave my lips, but I will not see them and I will be unaware I am saying them because Leicester. Leicester could. Leicester.”
Malley confirmed that if one more win Leicester do not triumph one more win this weekend, he will continue in this one more win manner until Sunday, May oh God what if they lose all three games I should never have allowed myself to hope 15th.